Oh jesus. I just wet myself –
.
Yes I know the Naked One will blame me. No point denying it. But fuck, that made me leak.
Hey, baboon boy! You’re naked! Other people are noticing.
Addendum – Where narcissism becomes paranoia –
Really, I do wish I could be so evil and that there were 25 hours in a day. But jesus chumpy, you need to get over yourself. So, how many readers have walked away in disgust over the last few months? I can’t be all of them. Honest answer is a futile request I know. What a repugnant, paranoid baboon. Keep on blaming me for everything if it makes you feel better. Makes me feel warm inside. (Thanks Spence for the link).
Addendum 2 – Now it’s just getting surreal
Not that the link will last, but here –
grey lining 
October 30, 2011 at 5:14 am
He’ll probably think it’s you, but calling him a naked baboon has caught on a bit.
October 30, 2011 at 2:03 pm
I am creating a whole new language. I do like “hoggling”. For an inconsequential piece of shit that doesn’t matter, it appears I matter quite a bit.
October 30, 2011 at 5:22 am
I’ve decided that the baboon horde are all femtheists. That’s when there’s a fusion between the gender/radical-faith-feminists and the male-guilt-ridden parts of the atheist movement. A religion, which like other godless ones such as buddhism, simply replaces a god with feminist assumptions and overboard ideology, all of which MUST be believed on faith, never to be questioned. No scrutiny allowed.
October 30, 2011 at 8:19 am
It’s been disappeared, leaving ChasCPeterson with a hanging comment accusing Einstein of being you. Chuckle.
But the stupidity at Phawrongula doesn’t end there today. PZ has been running a series of crowd-sourced articles “why I am an atheist”. It doesn’t work; it is just lazy blogging. The people producing the articles are well meaning, but to have them drip fed slowly over time sucks any value out of them, and shows respect neither to the authors who put their time in to write the articles, nor to the readers of the blog. It’s all revenue to PZ though.
That changed with the story by Jim Mader. While the story itself is a little trite and saccharin, it is actually pretty well written. It communicates the emotions and feelings of the author pretty well, and makes you want to read to the end. But it does this using some rather non-PC language. When reading it, I was thinking, uh huh, the baboons ain’t gonna like this.
And sure enough, they whine endlessly about it. Ugh. So predictable. But there are a couple of gems in there. Syggyx sets a tripwire although a bit late in the day.
PZ responds to a now-deleted comment by someone called “transultra” and accuses you of being the author.
You’ve certainly got under PeeZus’ skin there Franc, he’s seeing you everywhere. I’m not sure whether he is developing a paranoid streak or whether it is just cognitive dissonance – by pretending every critic is actually you in disguise, he can pretend he has only one critic. Oh dear PZ. Such delusion is not pretty in one who wears the label scientist.
October 30, 2011 at 1:31 pm
It’s reached the point that there is no point denying anything. Myers finds solace in the delusion that I am an isolated maniac, because of course, Myers is beyond criticism or reproach, much like Kim Jong-il. Fuck him. Quite happy to be the focus of his hatred. Someone has to.
October 30, 2011 at 2:07 pm
And I still don’t understand how you can be banned from something you don’t participate in. Really, to me it’s like being banned from Afghanistan.
October 30, 2011 at 9:38 am
And like a religion, it comes complete with a small set of shrink-wrapped mantras, that act as shibboleths, identifying the true acolyte.
(These mantras mostly involve porcupines in some vile and cruel way.)
October 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Franc, you’ve been a blog entry posting freak lately. Keep ’em coming!
October 30, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Unless I clicked on the wrong link or the original post #26 is no longer there… Currently, post #26 ain’t that!
October 30, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Yep! It’s been deleted ElevatorCoffeeGuy.
However, Franc’s prediction that he would wind up being implicated has come to fruition, once again.
“ChasCPeterson says:
29 October 2011 at 6:32 pm
Hey Einstein:
keep on hogglin’!”
Are you one of those atheists who aren’t skeptics, like we hear about? Because you psychic abilities aren’t supposed to exist!
October 31, 2011 at 6:00 am
I am a “reader (who) walked away in disgust (from Pharyngula) over the last few months” and I am very interested in joining the force of Hogglewarts. Please provide information about meetings, training seminars, etc. The Church of Watsonology must be vanquished.
October 31, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Go to the pub. Get drunk. Wave your arms around a lot like a crazy person. It’s too easy.
October 31, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Dude, don’t blame fucktards on dunkards!
October 31, 2011 at 7:07 am
Ironic baboon quote of the day: Over the past several years it’s become unacceptable to tell someone “you’re wrong” about a cherished belief.
October 31, 2011 at 7:13 am
Quite so. The funny part is it’s perfectly acceptable to do that. What isn’t acceptable is what the baboons do: defaming people you don’t agree with.
November 2, 2011 at 9:07 am
Sorry to do this to you–you know how I hate passing notes…
But you really are versatile on the topics that concern you, and especially good at what you do–hoggling and all…No one has covered the blatant misandry, and the many headed hydras of atheist and skeptical hypocrisy of Pharyngula, Myers, or that crowd better than you.
So I am tagging you with the Versatile Blogger Award –I will feature you in an upcoming post, and if you want, you can get a badge over at my site
http://pornalysis.wordpress.com/2011/11/01/oh-shit-i-won-an-award-and-i-hate-recognition/
p.s. who is the mysterious Herpes Trismegistus over at theotheratheists? He’s stealing all your best stuff…ahem…
November 2, 2011 at 12:18 pm
pornonymous –
As if he did not have a big enough ego as it is. Now he will be unbearable. fuck you.
November 3, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Sacha, I think Franc is a hidden treasure. Sorry, but it ain’t like I had a map–I just stumbled upon him!
November 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm
p.s. who is the mysterious Herpes Trismegistus over at theotheratheists? He’s stealing all your best stuff…ahem…
One of the fragments of my disintegrating personality.
November 3, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Really? Well Herpes is pretty fucking funny too. Is that photo of the ‘man with the axe’ you for real, or is it Herpes?
Hey take care of that ego–it looks like a bunch of pricks with pins are running around out there. And it ain’t easy putting together what you have done here–exhaustive work–or was it all off the top of your head?
But it has put a dent in their ego’s over on team bonobo–they are gearing up for war. geez–the Klan has nothing on those guys.
November 3, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Don’t know who this person is, but I wanted Franc Hoggle to be aware of it:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/almostdiamonds/2011/11/02/elevatorgate-challenge-4/
November 3, 2011 at 2:17 pm
She’s feigning knowledge in an transparent attempt to “scare” us.
“I know something about how he behaves when he thinks he can get away with it that they don’t. I know how obsessive he can be. I know how weirdly he can interpret things to put himself in the right. I know how angry he is about feminism. And I know that he’s capable of combining that anger with sexual release.”
she does not know a thing.
November 3, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Irony meter just blew. Who’s interpreting what weirdly?
Re: I know how angry he is about feminism I used to call myself a feminist till about 6 months ago when the “how can you call a woman a female” faux-issue erupted at SERAM, called myself a feminst-ally until the baboon landed in full force. I too am angry with feminism. However, unlike the baboons, we are grown up enough to keep things separate.
In a recent post at WEIT, Jerry says
I am very skeptical of that. The baboons are vipers, as evidenced by this “scare”. How many times this kind of stuff has played out.