Oh jesus. I just wet myself


Yes I know the Naked One will blame me. No point denying it. But fuck, that made me leak.

Hey, baboon boy! You’re naked! Other people are noticing.

Addendum – Where narcissism becomes paranoia – (more…)

These are the depths that a middle aged z-grade godless celebrity blow-hard will stoop to to have his balls tickled by a talking pig1

Becky doesn’t have enough toys. Oh the inhumanity. (more…)