Every silver cloud has a grey lining
Name: Franc Hoggle
Age: 59% dead
Sex: yes please
Location: Kosmopolites
Biography:
Fat, stupid and has a tiny penis. Specialises in writing about things he has no idea about. Lives in constant terror of having his masculinity threatened and suffers from erectile dysfunction whenever within 500 meters of real, flesh and blood women. Probable alcoholic. It’s true – just ask PZ Myers.
“I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised ?” — Diogenes of Sinope
“I’m not anti-society, society’s anti-me” — Suicidal Tendencies
“Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.”
“Belief is the death of intellect” — Robert Anton Wilson
“Idealism increases in direct proportion to one’s distance from the problem.” — John Galsworthy
“A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.” — Sidney J. Harris
“If you’ve reached the point where being called a bad name is your primary gripe in life, you have it pretty fucking good.” — Jim Goad
“The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven’t got it.” — George Bernard Shaw
“The citizen’s job is to be rude – to pierce the comfort of professional intercourse by boorish expressions of doubt” — John Ralston Saul
”It’s not illegal to be an asshole” — Guy Earle
“Jesus is just a word I use to swear with” — Richard Harris
“Bad company is as instructive as licentiousness. One makes up for the loss of one’s innocence with the loss of one’s prejudices.” — Denis Diderot
“I’ve stolen from people with AIDS. I’ve also stolen from second hand stores that donate their profits to people who have AIDS. It’s not the same. People with AIDS have better stuff than you’ll ever find in those stores.” — claw71
grey lining 
August 27, 2011 at 5:54 pm
I can’t believe I only just found this blog. It is so refreshing to read a commentary which is prepared to call out the self-important “career skeptics”, namely Plait and Watson, who seem to think the skeptical community owes them a living.
They should, as a PZ crony would excitedly type in anticipation of all the kudos and back-slapping he is to receive from the rest of his clan for coining such an incredible pearl of wit, “kindly fuck off” and take their fucked up feminist agenda with them.
September 30, 2011 at 1:25 am
This is a silly random question, but I can’t help but be curious as to why Quackwatch listed under the same category, “derangement,” as The Baboon Board and Dear Danny Nalliah? (On that note, DDN is so bad I can’t distinguish if it’s parody or pure.)
September 30, 2011 at 1:33 am
Quackwatch watches the deranged. Its just a smorgasbord for derangment resources. BB just happens to be the real thing. Removing it anyway. It was just to burst a few more Myers arteries.
September 30, 2011 at 1:44 am
Got it. I halfway figured as much, but still wanted to ask. Thanks 😀