Artificial intelligence

About to be released from the Facebook gulag for saying “obedient monkey” to some pudgy privileged white boy who doesn’t like his own shit rubbed in his own nose, probably because it was “racist” (How? I don’t know either). All it takes is a complaint. Sentence was 7 days. Appealing? Only response – 30 days, no further appeals. This is how Zuck likes his zis place to work. The Chinese model. Criticism is terrorism. Some rules to live by –

1 – Always assume that the stranger you are addressing is a reactionary imbecile because 99.9% of the time they are

2 – If stranger is female, expect “mansplaining”. On extremely rare occasions, circumstances dictating, countering with “femsplaining” maybe handy. Usually though it’s better to assume you stepped on a landmine that did not trigger and backing away is probably wise

3 – Quote mining is the new heroin – don’t use word sequences that can be stripped of context and be mined

4 – “Context” is never relevant to anything whenever someone has a tantrum and cries

5 – Reality is Plasticine and irrelevant

6 – Don’t use natural language, you are talking to idiots with grievance addiction

7 – Don’t use words you don’t hear in advertising jingles. They won’t understand them

8 – Don’t use words longer than 5 letters. Assume you are talking to a 5 year old

9 – Stick to jargon, emojis, shortened incoherence and general gibberish that is the new ‘netspeak

10 – Don’t expect people to understand subtlety

11 – Never use nuance – starts with ‘n’, same as Nazi

12 – Never expect IQ to be above pot plant. That is => “oppression”

13 – Devil’s advocacy – don’t even think about it

Facebook will set you free.

Huxley – 1. Orwell – 0.

“The Comfort You Demanded Is Now Mandatory” – either Dead Kennedys or Lard, can’t remember.

Addendum -

The utter bollocks that Facebook can't do anything about terrorist or paedophile related posts. Post anything that questions either feminist or black lives matter dogma and the ban is instant and non-appealable. You are a liar and a fraud Zuck. All you care about is traffic. Humans are insects. One does not consider insects. No, you are not a sociopath. Nosirreebob.