Franc Hoggle

Proud angry masturbator, aficionado of scat porn, all-around repulsive fellow. Did give us a new term: hoggling, or masturbating hatefully over an obsession. Turns out there are a lot of hogglers out there.


It’s almost as though I care. For the record, yes, Moser is worth more respect than you. And you should know by now, pea-brain, shame is not a trump card. I wallow. You pretend. You being honest and hell freezing are just as likely. You’re a loser chumpy. With a predilection for ugly, stupid pussy. Your grave knucklehead. Don’t need to lift a finger.